Second only to our talent roster (or equal, depending on how hungry you are), Clusterfest ‘19’s food lineup is now official. Reading it is like inhabiting one of Julia Child’s dreams, the one she kept having about the rich tapestry of foods available at a comedy festival in the future.
There’s dumplings from Bling Bling, Cochinita tacos, Homeslice pizza, Kroneburgers, Island Noodles, Gerard’s paella (that’s right, paella!), and the list goes on. It’ll put that grain bowl you’re eating at your desk into perspective.
In addition, there will be TWO custom doughnuts formulated by San Francisco’s Johnny Doughnuts exclusively for Clusterfest. Both the “Nasty Delicious” (inspired by Craig Robinson & Nasty Delicious) and “Clusterfritter” will be available at JD locations before the festival and on-site at Clusterfest. We’ve always said, if we could be anything other than a comedy festival, we’d be a doughnut. And now we’re both.
We are also trashed to announce that our Drunk History Beer Garden will be offering a cheeky period menu of drinking food alongside beers from Hop Valley and Saint Archer. There will be sausage Reality Bites, Alexander Hamitots (served with Corn Dog Muffins, of course), Agathy Crispy Fish & Chips, and more. No need to go hungry while you set the record straight on Watergate three beers in.